The Mischievous Constipated Elf

I remember Ms. Susana Macapagal fondly. She was our professor in World Literature. I am usually disruptive during classes because I can't be stopped from spewing one liners that would, well, disrupt the class into chaos. In the middle of discussing The Iliad, one semester, out of exasperation she pointed to me and said, 'You! You are like a mischievous constipated elf!'

Well the moniker stuck.

But I'm ready to bequeath the title now to my 6 month old punk.

He really can't get the hand of turning over on his stomach but he can definitely utilize his walker at 6 months.