Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Chinese Water Torture

Chinese Water Torture You can throw me right now in the middle of the Pacific and I’ll float. Guaranteed. Even if I do not know how to swim. For the past week I have drunk enough water to fill up our huge water tank just so I could start working already. Goddamn medical requirements. I could actually hear myself sloshing with every move. I'm the human jell-o. Come on take a bite. I jiggle. I am green. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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