Thursday, January 29, 2009

What The..!? (Megan Fox Should NOT Be The Next Lara Croft)

According to Yahoo News:
Lara Croft Reboots Without Angelina
Source:
E! Online Wed Jan 28, 2009, 3:12 am EST
Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie."

Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.
Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft:
Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots) and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won't be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.
While Lara Croft:
Tomb Raider and its inconsistently punctuated sequel Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life were produced by Paramount, the rights to the series have since reverted back to video game purveyor Eidos. In December, Time Warner increased its stake in the multimedia company, ensuring in-house studio Warner Bros. first dibs to what has been a lucrative, abeit critically panned, franchise.
The first installment, released in 2001, grossed $275 million worldwide, while the 2003 sequel earned $157 million. All told, the video game series, which launched in 1996, has accounted for more than $1 billion.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe they should just stop making Tomb Raider films.
And please, Rhona Mitra would be a better Lara Croft than that annoying Megan Fox. She's an Angie Wannabe! Well she wasn't bad to look at Transformers but the way she speaks annoys the hell out of me. And she's stick thin! Lara Croft is all curves!
A petition should start. If they can't bring Jolie back then scrap the whole idea!
Grrr...

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