Creed Bratton Rules!

Creed is one of my favorite The Office characters aside from PBJ (pam and jim! yay!), and Kevin.


Here are my fave Creed Bratton quotes:

(on breast implants) "I find it offensive. Au naturale baby, that’s how I like ‘em. Swing low sweet chariots."

"I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2."

"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man."

"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."

"I know exactly what hes talking about, I sprout lung beans on a damp paper towel in my drawer, very nutrious but they smell like death."